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Welcome to TANZANIA!!!
Where sex is free and love is costful,
Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing a
virginity,
Where if you don't cheat onyour partner you are
not smart and sharp,
Where bathrooms have became photo studio,
Where getting a blackberry or iPhone is greater
than achieving a Degree,
Where there is no difference between a
Proffeser and a std 7 leaver,
Where women spend more times in saloons and
mirrors than they do in kitchen,
Where in the morning you have 10000 and
just before the afternoon
you are left with nothing,
Where everyone walks like a king/queen/ good day
WELCOME




NDIVYO ILIVYO.; 

1.Mwanaume hata awe bahili vip,hawez kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu! 
2.Hata uwe na magari mangap,choon utaenda kwa miguu! 
3.Japo ubinadamu ni kazi, lakin hakuna mishahara!? 
4.Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto,japo hautib malaria! 
5.Hata njiwa nae ana makinda, japo hawez kuwa spika wa Bunge! 
6.Hata uwe na haraka vip kwenda zenj, huwez kupanda jahaz ya MZEE YUSUPH! 
7.Umeme hauna kiuno japo unaongoza kwa kukatka! 
8.Hata kizibo ni mfuniko, japo hauwez kufunika sufuria,.! 
9.Hata uwe kipa machachari namna gan, huwez daka TigoRusha